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The League of English Majors vs. The Nazi Zombies From Planet X

A Strike Against Post-Modernism

13 June 1983
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There were two disciples discussing their masters and bragging about them. "My master is so enlightened he can levitate with the power of his holiness. He can summon spirits from other worlds and learn the lessons of the universe. He waves his hand and passages from the Tao inscribe themselves on stone." "That's nothing," said the second disciple. "The miracles of my master are even greater. When he's hungry, he eats. When he's tired, he sleeps."
Zen story

Taxi Driver: I've been driving this route for 15 years. I've brought them out here to get that stuff, and I've drove them home after they had it. It changes them... On they way out here, they sit back and enjoy the ride. They talk to me, some times we stop and watch the sunset, and look at the birds fly. And sometimes we stop and watch the bird when there ain't no birds. And look at the sunset when its raining. We have a swell time. And I always get a big tip. But afterwards, uh oh, they crab, crab, crab. They yell at me. Watch the lights. Watch the brakes, Watch the intersection. They scream at me to hurry. They got no fait in me, or my buggy. Yet, it's the same cab, the same driver. and we're going back over the very same road. It's no fun. And no tips... After this he'll be a perfectly normal human being. And you know what stinkers they are!
Harvey, 1950