November 8th, 2006

Dance

News Post

MADISON, WI - Republicans celebrated as God Himself joined them Tuesday evening to celebrate the passing of an ammendman defining marriage as a union between one man and one woman. "I established quite clearly in Leviticus 18:22 that homosexuality is an abomination. What's not to understand?" asked God. He then went on to say that He hopes with this clear-cut precedent people can move on to more important topics including banning the consumption of shellfish and mandating the wearing of fringe under one's clothing.
Dance

From kittydesade

What can I say? It challenges my fears.

There's at least 1 person on your LiveJournal that wants to date you or sleep with you. So, let's play Friends With Benefits!

The rules are simple:

* If you want to be in a relationship with the person who posts this, post a comment saying "I'm yours."

* If you just want to sleep with the person and stay friends, post a comment that says "I'd hit it."

* If you would like to go on a date with the person just to see where it goes, post a comment that says, "Are you busy tonight?"

Are you scared? You ONLY live ONCE! Anonymous posting is on, but if you're feeling brave, stay logged in. Replies are, however, screened