February 22nd, 2006

Dance

Service

I will not serve you beer or any other alcohol if:

-You are obviously drunk.
-You are causing a scene.
-You are obviously high and proceed to tell me how high you are and how you smoked too much today.

Why are people so surprised by this?
Dance

Lacrima's Meme

Ground Rules: The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 weird habits/facts of yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a LiveJournal entry about their 5 habits/facts as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "You are tagged" in their LiveJournal and tell them to read yours.

1) I burned out my fear of embarassement at my Bar Mitzvah when I screwed up a prayer in front of 300 people. Everything else is small potatoes since then. Now pass the butter.

2) I have an intense fear of bees. Do not fuck with me about this.

3) Telephones are the bane of my existance. I absolutely loathe them and almost never make voluntary phone calls.

4) I have a very low sex drive compared to just about every man I know my age. I've gotten a lot of shit for this and am beyond the point of caring what other people, society, or anyone other than my girlfriend has to say about this.

5) I define who I want to be by archetypes. They are templates that carry sets of skills and types of actions I admire and wish to emulate while remaining blank enough that it is still Me.

Tagged: anyone with an E in their first name but not their LJ name, or in their LJ name but not their first name.